Just For Laughs

I was six years old and it was grocery day with grandma. We bought the regulars: cream of wheat, sunflower seeds, lentils, and milk. While grandma was busy examining the selection of green apples, I walked over to the canisters of candy and shoved a few tootsie rolls into my corduroy pockets. As we were walking out of the store, I managed to discreetly unroll one of the goodies and shove it in my mouth. When grandma noticed I was chewing on something, she asked what I was eating. Quick on my toes I responded, “goose poop.”